Classic Pop Fan Pillows

Abbey Road: Holiday Edition

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Old songs made new

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Sunny and Chair

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Mick Jagger at 95.

Bob Dylan

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"