Pop Music Fan Pillows

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'He says he doesn't give a toss about Jamie Oliver but, if you can get Kylie Minogue to approve it, he'll eat it.'

Oasis in concert with their swear box

Stevie Wonder caricature.

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

One g, Four g, Bee g.

'You guys are really testing it!'

The voices in Phil's head start using autotune.

'I don't know how Beyonce could do a secret album in this day and age.'

Rock the boat

Music Festival

Organizers of Shakira's concert sent Chavez a signed guitar.

Katy Perry

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

George Michael

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Ray Davies

Elton John

Robbie Williams

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Elton John

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Cool hand... Uke

The Month of August

Justin Timberlake

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."