Pop Music Lovers Pillows

Village People Auditions.

Anna Calvi

George Michael

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Michael Jackson

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Gremlins 47

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Robbie Williams

Ray Davies

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Elton John

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Time Machine Collision.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Justin Timberlake

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

The Fab Four

Elton John