School Scene Fan Pillows

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Court's in recess!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Dad got your note threatening to fail me. Here's dad's attorney's note threatening to sue you."

'They've all tested positive for stress.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I love school! Today, I passed out new books...I passed out tests...I passed out homework assignments."

'Continue to support sex education in the schools if you want to, but Billy just told me that he resulted when your sperm met my omelet.'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."