School Life Fan Pillows

You're being extradited to your parents.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'