School Life Admirer Pillows

"All right, Rodney, I'll discuss your grade with you, but don't tell the other children where I eat lunch."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"I need a gap year."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

We learn by doing

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"And now, we embark on a new chapter..."

Student goes through home room sees his home.

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!