School Life Connoisseur Pillows

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

"I need a gap year."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

The new boy was teased for being different.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

High School

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"