Schoollife Enthusiast Pillows

"My next class? Way across campus at the gymnasium pool."

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'