School Life Fan Gifts

I don't get Diversity Day. Me either. West Fester Junior High. Everyone already obsesses over our differences. We're all equal, right? That's what they say. So why not celebrate sameness day? Where would all the diversity trainers find work?

You're being extradited to your parents.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"