School Life Aficionados Gifts

Sex Education Class - "Today in class I'll be explaining where your babies come from."

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Sammy, where is your tail? Go check the lost and found."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'