School Life Enthusiast Gifts

'It's payback time! We're being asked to rate our teacher!'

'Just out of curiosity, who do you punish on the weekends?'

'What do I remember from last year? Do you mean other than finding my way back here?'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

"I just got a tweet today's entrees are yucky!"

High School

"It's a subpoena from the principal!"

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

'Can I have the pass? I need to access the boy's bathroom.'

'All right, except for some bloke called Sir who kept spoiling all the fun.'

'Give your Mom a week, she'll get the hang of lunches again.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'They had Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria.'

School boys sitting test.

'You didn't get paroled from school, dummy -- you got expelled!'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'Sometimes I wish I went to a smaller school.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

'I'm starving Miss - Can I have my apple back?'

'So I make bad grades. Is it necessary for the school system to issue a written statement?'

'Why don't you tell that Tracy Emin to ***! off Miss?'

Small boy has a much older boy as his fag

"I've got a crib sheet written inside my mask."

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"