School Life Lover Gifts

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Student's alphabet soup spells insult for head-teacher.

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Big Bang Theory.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."