School Life Humor Lover Gifts

'The cloud ate my homework.'

Schools closed due to Covid-19

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

Billy strip: help with homework.

Teacher's pet dog

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

Back to school: The Horror,

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"