School Life Lover Mugs

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Student's alphabet soup spells insult for head-teacher.

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.