School Lovers Mugs

"Did you have to get a permission slip from your mother to go on the field trip?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

High School

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

Bell ringer.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'