School Life Lovers Mugs

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'

"They can't eliminate gymnastics! With our school's overcrowding, we need it!"