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"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

Student goes through home room sees his home.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"Promoted to Grade 1. That's it? No swag?"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

Teacher to parents: 'Ah - you're right. What do I know about kids? My biological clock went coo-coo years ago.'