School Life Enthusiasts Mugs

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"You weren't kidding when you said your mom and dad are helicopter parents. We're on the second floor."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Turns out math class isn't the place for innovative thinking!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Santa does a keg stand.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Teacher and students.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I need a gap year."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.