School Life Aficionado Mugs

"At least I'm learning right from wrong."

"I know you're the class bully...so if it helps, go ahead and punch me! Punch me!"

"No, my dog didn't eat my homework. I did!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

University Book Store.

"I need a gap year."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

High School