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"At least I'm learning right from wrong."

"I know you're the class bully...so if it helps, go ahead and punch me! Punch me!"

"No, my dog didn't eat my homework. I did!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

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"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

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Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"I need a gap year."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.