School Scene Enthusiast Pillows

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Miss Walker called me gifted in front of the whole class! How am I going to live that down?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

Start of the school year

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'