School Enthusiasts Pillows

'What's wrong with me? I like Back To School Day.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Prefect.

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Is that a smile on her face?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

Back to school.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"He's gonna be bad for business."