School Enthusiasts Prints

'What's wrong with me? I like Back To School Day.'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

Prefect.

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Is that a smile on her face?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

U of Debt

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."