Playtime Fanatic Gifts

"Is that all you can think about?"

Last of the Christmas presents.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'What's play?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'She's just great with the children.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Extra innings.

'Peekaboo!'

I love bathtime.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'