Playtime Perfectionist Gifts

Wait! Don't throw the tennis ball yet!

Childrens and adults toys

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"It leaks!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Peekaboo!'

Rocking Horse

Children's Imagination

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Yoyos

A Boy and His Mother

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Child with doll in the sea

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Untidy bedroom

Wild Child

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'