Playtime Perfectionist Gifts

Childrens and adults toys

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"It leaks!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

Children's Imagination

'Peekaboo!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Little boys

Yoyos

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Child with doll in the sea

A Boy and His Mother

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Untidy bedroom

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Wild Child

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You spoil that boy."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'