Playful Perfectionist Gifts

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Quality Contorl.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Ventriloquist's fete

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

Decorating a column.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Mount Everest.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Drawing board disaster.

'We've lost the will to go on with our play! Is there a motivational speaker in the house?'

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

Childrens and adults toys

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

Sea of rubbish.

Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

Hairdryer Hurricane