Quirky Perfectionist Gifts

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Decorating a column.

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Mount Everest.

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'