Perfectionist With Hair Gifts

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Using a social media app to date

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."