Perfectionist With Hair Gifts

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Social lens of the photojournalist

Using a social media app to date

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"Now you can send it."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

Mount Everest.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'