Style Perfectionist Gifts

Military Haircuts.

How's that? Fine...(what the hell have you done to me?)

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Writer

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Perfection

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Sleeping on the Job

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'He was taller online!'

"Don't make me look fat!"