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'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Could you keep still?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

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Man and woman buying furniture.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Making it look easy.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Stop staring"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Using a social media app to date

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Decorating a column.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Don't make me look fat!"

Womens dressing rooms.