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'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

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Man and woman buying furniture.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Making it look easy.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Stop staring"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Using a social media app to date

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

Decorating a column.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"It's better digitally enhanced."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Don't make me look fat!"

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Womens dressing rooms.