Fit Perfectionist Gifts

Womens dressing rooms.

"I'm a 34" struggling in a 36"- let me have a 38"."

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Bullseye!

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Could you keep still?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Making it look easy.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Stop staring"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Think Zero Defects

Mount Everest.