Fit Perfectionist T-Shirts

Womens dressing rooms.

"I'm a 34" struggling in a 36"- let me have a 38"."

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Bullseye!

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Could you keep still?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Making it look easy.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Stop staring"

Santa's Out Tray.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."