Fashion Perfectionist T-Shirts

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Perfection

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"You're welcome."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Decorating a column.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Mount Everest.

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."