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In-house printing.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Technology and literature

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Deadlines, Inc.

Poetry repairman

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Writer

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Sleeping on the Job

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera