Fashion Perfectionist Gifts

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"You're welcome."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Decorating a column.

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Mount Everest.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash