Portrait Perfectionist Gifts

Creative Differences.

'I paint what I see, in this case a commission worth eight hundred guineas.'

'Be sure to capture my inner strength.'

"Dang! I did it again!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

'You can't quit now -- I'm almost done!'

'There's a bit of Rubens in Victor.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'I think my hair is more that color.'

'Of course, in real life, no one looks like this.'

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

A portrait of Phil May.

"I ran out of space."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Could you keep still?"

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Making it look easy.

Besties Photo

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'