Portrait Perfectionist Gifts

Creative Differences.

'I paint what I see, in this case a commission worth eight hundred guineas.'

'Be sure to capture my inner strength.'

"Dang! I did it again!"

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"Don't make me look fat!"

'You can't quit now -- I'm almost done!'

'There's a bit of Rubens in Victor.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'I think my hair is more that color.'

'Of course, in real life, no one looks like this.'

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

A portrait of Phil May.

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

"I ran out of space."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Framed Lady

"Could you keep still?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Diego Velasquez

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'