Self-portrait Perfectionist Gifts

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Could you keep still?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

The Sculptor

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"Stop staring"

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Using a social media app to date

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'He was taller online!'

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Your online profile only lists positive things about you. Of course, a "profile" only shows one side of a person.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Mount Everest.