Self-portrait Perfectionist Gifts

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

The Sculptor

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Stop staring"

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Using a social media app to date

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Don't make me look fat!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'He was taller online!'

Mount Everest.

'Look, Virginia, I'm sorry your perm didn't turn out, but there's no way I can dictate a letter while you have that bag on your head.'