Self-portrait Admirer Gifts

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

The Sculptor

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Diego Velasquez

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'He really captured her in this one.'