Self-reflection Admirer Gifts

'Happy Valentine's Day.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

That party went well.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

The Sculptor

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Caterpillar Paranoia

'I never forget a face.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

Other People

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"