Self-reflection Enthusiast Gifts

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'I know how you feel.'

Narcissist's Love Triangle.

"There's something wrong with this mirror...every time I look at it, some old fat guy is staring back at me!"

"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

"I never lie about my age...so would you do it for me?"

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'I would like to return this mirror. Its reflection doesn't look a thing like me.'

'My God, I'm turning into my mother!'

"I suspect you've been lying to yourself for years. Are you willing to take a polygraph test?"

"Now, now - just because no one has ever stolen your identity doesn't mean there is something wrong with it."

"My image consultant wants me to look in a mirror."

"God, I look ridiculous."

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

"My majesty!"

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

Caterpillar Paranoia

'Everyone else's inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'I was a failure as CEO because my scapegoats were inferior.'

Low self esteem - Man drowning and shouting 'Help! If you're not too busy.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I've finally accepted I am full of it,,, With the help of my psychiatrist,'

The crow was not that unhappy with her body but absolutely hated her feet.

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

'Low self esteem.'

'It's not you, it's me.'

Complaints Department

'Do you think I've got an inferiority complex?'

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'