Self-reflection Lover Gifts

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'How long have you had this persecution complex?'

'I've spent my life avoiding extremes...So I can safety say I am completely average. In fact, rather more average than most.'

"Did you know you have a big question mark over your head?"

"I do recall being wrong once in my life. That was when I mistakenly thought I had made a mistake."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"The overthinker"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cellphone Islands

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Is this who I am?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."