Self-reflection Enthusiast Pillows

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'I know how you feel.'

Narcissist's Love Triangle.

"There's something wrong with this mirror...every time I look at it, some old fat guy is staring back at me!"

'See what I mean? Your eyesight's fine, you just don't look very good.'

'I would like to return this mirror. Its reflection doesn't look a thing like me.'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

'My God, I'm turning into my mother!'

"Now, now - just because no one has ever stolen your identity doesn't mean there is something wrong with it."

"I suspect you've been lying to yourself for years. Are you willing to take a polygraph test?"

'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'

"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"I never lie about my age...so would you do it for me?"

Complaints Department

'I've finally accepted I am full of it,,, With the help of my psychiatrist,'

'Do you think I've got an inferiority complex?'

The crow was not that unhappy with her body but absolutely hated her feet.

Caterpillar Paranoia

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'It's not you, it's me.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I was a failure as CEO because my scapegoats were inferior.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"My majesty!"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

'Everyone else's inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Low self esteem - Man drowning and shouting 'Help! If you're not too busy.'

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

"God, I look ridiculous."

"My image consultant wants me to look in a mirror."

'Low self esteem.'

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."