Design Perfectionist Gifts

Tiny House Big Problem

Man and woman buying furniture.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Bullseye!

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I think you might need to start again."

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

Perfection

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Santa's Out Tray.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."