'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'
Pattern Perfectionist Gifts
Looking for a gift that mirrors a pattern perfectionist’s love for detail and symmetry? Our collection features clever, visually appealing products—mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints—designed for those who find joy in matching lines and intricate designs. Whether they’re into classic repeats, quirky motifs, or modern geometrics, these gifts add a creative flourish to their daily routine and home decor. Show appreciation for their keen eye and love of order with a gift that celebrates their passion for perfect patterns.
Snake complaining about the stripes making her look fat.
The Art Student.
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Bullseye!
Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror
'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'
"I'm starting to think stripes."
"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"
"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."
"We're developing a plan to fix this."
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
'I wanted a change in decor.'
Snapshots in Time
Man and woman buying furniture.
Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'
King Madras
'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'
'Fashion Police Incident Area'
Making it look easy.
Pea green
"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"
"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"
"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."
Quilt fanatic
"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"
Tiger
"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."
A tessellation of running figures.
'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'
"I propose we go with the second option."
Where Scottish milk comes from.
Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy
We thought we'd put in the detail later.
A tailor measuring a jacket.
Pattern Perfectionist Gifts Collection
Pattern Perfectionist Mugs
Explore our collection of pattern perfectionist mugs—designed to complement their love for matchings and detailed designs with every coffee break.
Pattern Perfectionist Pillows
Find the perfect pillow with mesmerizing patterns—adding harmony and style to their living space while honoring their precise eye.
Pattern Perfectionist Prints
Browse our stunning prints that capture their passion for perfect patterns—ideal for decorating their home or inspiring their creative space.
Pattern Perfectionist T-Shirts
Discover stylish T-shirts that celebrate their obsession with patterns, perfect for showing off their love for creativity and symmetry.