Pattern Perfectionist Pillows

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

Snake complaining about the stripes making her look fat.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Bullseye!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Man and woman buying furniture.

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

Pea green

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Quilt fanatic

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Tiger

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"I propose we go with the second option."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.