Pattern Perfectionist Pillows

'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'

Snake complaining about the stripes making her look fat.

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Bullseye!

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Snapshots in Time

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Pea green

Making it look easy.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Tiger

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A tessellation of running figures.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.