Hair Parting Perfectionist Gifts

"It's not quite in the center..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"It's called being preemptive."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Job Security

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

"It needs a lot of editing."

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

Litter BinDesk Organiser

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

"Who are you hiring? The one whose CV has spelling errors, food stains or printed using a dot-matrix printer?"

Examiners Nightmare.

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'