Paperwork Perfectionist Gifts

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"I'm afraid I'm going to be late home for dinner again Mavis...about three days"

Dept. of Micro-management.

Monk at desk, trays on desk read INETH and OUTETH.

Litter BinDesk Organiser

Man is interrupted by his wife and children whilst trying to work

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'We don't let computers mess up your veteran records. We do it by hand.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"Some of the old hands will tell you not to bother with all the paperwork, they'll tell you that 80% of it is just to 'cover your back'."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'We also kept the old backup system, just in case.'

HM Inspector of Taxes - Please help yourself to tissues.

"It needs a lot of editing."

'You're ambitious I see!'

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

Immigration desk with only in trays.

Examiners Nightmare.

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

'Should I put this in your ‘Organize' box or your ‘Re-Organize' box?'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I can't talk to your mother unless she lets me fill in a risk assessment form.'

In and Out

Deadlines, Inc.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Busy work

'Blue ink? -- Oh, a wise guy, eh?'

'Sir, aren't you missing another workaholics anonymous meeting tonight?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'