Paperwork Virtuoso Gifts

Inout baskets.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Buck Never Stops.

In - Out - Pending.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Deadlines, Inc.

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

International House of Paperwork

"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."