Paperwork Champ Gifts

'Not everyone is comfortable with slashing planning bureaucracy.'

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Can do...No can do

"Morning, all!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

In and Out Tray

Inout baskets.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

The Buck Never Stops.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."