Paperwork Perfectionists Gifts

Where would we be without the right documentation? Unemployed!

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Inout baskets.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Buck Never Stops.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.